If you’re waiting for the perfect moment to pursue your dreams, spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist. Seriously, I spent years thinking I’d magically wake up one day feeling “ready.” Turns out, that day just meant I hit snooze six times and scrolled through memes instead. So take that class, apply for that job, or just start making the weird art you’ve always wanted to. Honestly, the best time to start...
Okay, can we talk about how waiting for your food delivery feels like waiting for the second coming of Christ? I mean, how does a person order food, sit down, and then suddenly enter the Twilight Zone of time distortion? I swear the tracking app makes it worst; "Your food is being prepared" — yeah, right, it’s probably being slow-cooked in a time capsule. And then when it finally arrives, you pret...
I recently realized that my favorite part of a movie is those random scenes that have absolutely nothing to do with the plot but somehow add character. Like, why was there a five-minute montage of the protagonist just making a sandwich? I don’t know, but I’m here for it. Those little unnecessary details make life feel more real, right? Just like how my life feels most complete when I have a snack in one hand and my remote in the other—plot holes and all.
I recently realized that my favorite part of a movie is those random scenes that have absolutely nothing to do with the plot but somehow add character. Like, why was there a five-minute montage of the protagonist just making a sandwich? I don’t know, but I’m here for it. Those little unnecessary details make life feel more real, right? Just like how my life feels most complete when I have a snack in one hand and my remote in the other—plot holes and all.
Is anyone else completely baffled by how we’re expected to know what we want from life by our mid-20s? Like, I can’t even figure out if I want cereal or toast for breakfast half the time. I mean, I thought adulthood involved freedom, but honestly, it just feels like one long series of stressful multiple-choice questions with no right answer. They should really just hand us a refund for all the con...