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Appreciation: i sat down for dinner, ready for mashed potatoes and holiday cheer, but instead …

last night i spent way too much time analyzing my grocery store encounters like they were an episode of a reality show. you know, trying to figure out who the mysterious woman with the cat-shaped purse was dating and whether the guy in the organic aisle was secretly a millionaire. my notes app is filled with paragraphs like, "maybe they are in a secret love triangle" and "does buying almond milk r...

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i sat down for dinner, ready for mashed potatoes and holiday cheer, but instead it turned into a full-blown intervention about my life choices, and the only thing i could think was why do strangers on the internet get to tell me how to live my life better than my own family? meanwhile, everyone's obsessing over this Trump saga like he's the world's worst sitcom character, and here i am trying to avoid more conversation about my latest attempt at self-improvement that my own aunt has on a 'look what she’s done now' hit list. like, i don't even care that Donald Trump is back in the headlines. can we talk about how my laundry pile is more substantial than my ambition? the least they could do is drop the intervention and pass the gravy instead! #JournalDeQubec #SickOfTheDrama

i sat down for dinner, ready for mashed potatoes and holiday cheer, but instead it turned into a full-blown intervention about my life choices, and the only thing i could think was why do strangers on the internet get to tell me how to live my life better than my own family? meanwhile, everyone's obsessing over this Trump saga like he's the world's worst sitcom character, and here i am trying to avoid more conversation about my latest attempt at self-improvement that my own aunt has on a 'look what she’s done now' hit list. like, i don't even care that Donald Trump is back in the headlines. can we talk about how my laundry pile is more substantial than my ambition? the least they could do is drop the intervention and pass the gravy instead! #JournalDeQubec #SickOfTheDrama

bruh, I finally decided to share my favorite recipe with someone, thinking I could pass it down like a culinary legacy. then they took it, tweaked it just enough, and served it up to the new crowd like it was their own. I’m in the kitchen, chopping onions and simmering with rage, because who knew food betrayal was a thing…?