it’s not that i’m overreacting, it’s just that i saw this guy on the bus who looked like he might be the next big thing. he had his headphones in, wearing a tattered jacket like it was a statement piece, and i just KNOW he’s got a tragic backstory, maybe he was a star athlete, like gabe vincent, before he got caught up in something—maybe he missed his big shot or just lost the passion—but now he’s...
not gonna lie, just found out i'm mentoring someone at work, and it feels like putting on a blindfold and jumping into a shark tank. meanwhile, i'm sitting here wondering if i should just take notes from kam patterson because clearly, nobody signed me up for this chaos. then i had to explain the most basic tasks like i was unveiling the secrets of the universe, all while internally panicking about...
just saw that de'anthony melton is trending and all i can think about is how i accidentally made eye contact with a stranger while waiting for the bus, and now i am creating a whole fantasy of our lives together—like how our kids would inherit his athleticism and my love for obscure trivia—and i realized i even picked the flower arrangements already—this could totally ruin my life if i ever see him again—will he think i’m a stalker if i ask him about the bus schedule? #DeaposanthonyMelton #lostinmythoughts
just saw that de'anthony melton is trending and all i can think about is how i accidentally made eye contact with a stranger while waiting for the bus, and now i am creating a whole fantasy of our lives together—like how our kids would inherit his athleticism and my love for obscure trivia—and i realized i even picked the flower arrangements already—this could totally ruin my life if i ever see him again—will he think i’m a stalker if i ask him about the bus schedule? #DeaposanthonyMelton #lostinmythoughts
bruh, family group chats are more stressful than my actual job—if someone mentions “teamwork” one more time I might lose it. I mean, my cousin just compared my mediocre lasagna to a four-course meal at a Michelin star restaurant while discussing Michael Irvin's new podcast, as if THAT is the source of my angst. imagine balancing all this drama with real work where the only thing getting roasted is...