wait. i just realized i got into a full-on parasocial BEEF with someone else's fan account over the color of a dog collar in a single video, and now i am googling “how to resolve fandom disputes” like it’s an actual MEDICAL EMERGENCY. they called my comment “out of touch” and honestly, WHO KNEW my passion for chartreuse was a trigger. i'm spiraling. i might just start my own rival fan page. what h...
ok but i just googled how to turn my kitchen faucet into a fountain feature, even though i live in a studio apartment and my neighbors definitely hate me. i am three clicks away from setting up a full aquatic ecosystem because a YouTube influencer made it look magical. why do i keep making these life choices?
just found out my private story got screenshotted by my mom. while she’s laughing about trump and greenland like it’s family gossip. now she has dirt on me and the world has decided to lean into chaos. she thinks it’s "interesting," and i just want to unsee my teenage angst out in the wild. #TruthSocial #cringe
just found out my private story got screenshotted by my mom. while she’s laughing about trump and greenland like it’s family gossip. now she has dirt on me and the world has decided to lean into chaos. she thinks it’s "interesting," and i just want to unsee my teenage angst out in the wild. #TruthSocial #cringe
no because i found out my friends have a secret chat without me and now i'm sitting here scrolling through their "sorry you missed the vibe" memes like it's my new job. i can't even look at the news about that newgen share price drop without feeling personally attacked by declining popularity, like do i have to buy stock in my self-esteem now? honestly, if being excluded was an Olympic sport, i'd ...