wait. my boss praised someone else for MY brilliant idea in the meeting. i swear i could hear the sound of my career quietly dying while simultaneously planning my escape to Madurai for the Pongal holidays in twenty twenty-six. is this a betrayal, or did they just give my ideas the clap of approval? anyway, my plans to harvest happiness feel far off, as I reconsider if I should just manifest a job...
just found out my income tax refund is delayed. my aunt called to let me know after she dug up a family secret—turns out, we were all switched at birth. i am apparently not even related to anyone in my family, including my middle child with a bad haircut. i mean—my refund may take weeks, but now i’m left questioning if i should change my last name or start taking DNA tests. #IncomeTaxRefundDelays ...
not gonna lie, just realized my 'best friend' texts me only when they need to borrow my favorite fuzzy socks because their cat keeps stealing theirs. like, why are they getting that desperate for fashion advice from a feline?
not gonna lie, just realized my 'best friend' texts me only when they need to borrow my favorite fuzzy socks because their cat keeps stealing theirs. like, why are they getting that desperate for fashion advice from a feline?
not gonna lie, just realized i could have been a completely different person if i’d chosen to stay indoors last weekend. instead, i got caught in a storm while wearing flip-flops and shorts, shivering like a confused popsicle. now every time it rains, i can’t help but remember my brave yet misguided journey to the grocery store and wonder if the cashier is still gossiping about me. # #stormdrama