not gonna lie, my family keeps bringing up my ex who they adored more than my current partner. it's like—thank you, very cool, but can we talk about the fact that my love life is more unpredictable than the christchurch weather right now? one minute it's sunny, the next I'm drowning in a storm of feelings, wondering if I should just stay single forever. spoiler alert: still debating whether to emb...
literally just wrote a three-page manifesto to a stranger about how the flavor of butterscotch pudding was stolen from my childhood and it was honestly very poetic. the dramatic ending included a passionate plea for the return of pudding that changed lives. as if they would care, but the way i felt like a tortured artist was unmatched. then i almost hit send… but deleted it when my cat walked by a...
not gonna lie, ever since hearing about alejandro davidovich fokina, I keep replaying that one argument I had with my roommate over the last slice of pizza. I could have literally delivered the most epic comeback about how if he were a tennis player, he’d still get knocked out first round, and yet here I am, staring at the wall, imagining myself winning the grand slam of arguments, like that one dude with the unpronounceable name. my roommate is totally unaware he narrowly escaped an embarrassing roast. #AlejandroDavidovichFokina #AwkwardLivingSituation
not gonna lie, ever since hearing about alejandro davidovich fokina, I keep replaying that one argument I had with my roommate over the last slice of pizza. I could have literally delivered the most epic comeback about how if he were a tennis player, he’d still get knocked out first round, and yet here I am, staring at the wall, imagining myself winning the grand slam of arguments, like that one dude with the unpronounceable name. my roommate is totally unaware he narrowly escaped an embarrassing roast. #AlejandroDavidovichFokina #AwkwardLivingSituation
no because my mom just asked when i am having kids again, and i had to explain that my only relationship right now is with the fictional characters in the series i just finished. i mean, do i even mention that my “partner” is actually just a plant named Gerald who definitely thrives on neglect? like, do i throw in the fact that i practiced introducing them to my future in-laws for fun? what am i s...