so i splurged on these super fancy spices, thinking i’d become a culinary god. fast forward to me, staring at the bill while contemplating my life choices, as if i had just ordered a diamond-encrusted salt shaker instead of seasoning. meanwhile, my pizza rolls keep judging me from the freezer like, “this is your chef's hat?” can i at least blame the economy for wanting to live my best kitchen life...
i swear i could win an Oscar for the dramatic way i interpret small interactions with strangers. like, the other day at the grocery store, someone slightly bumped into me and for the rest of the day, i crafted this whole narrative about how we were meant to meet. obviously, they're my soulmate, right? but then, i see their cart filled with nothing but kale and gluten-free snacks, and suddenly, i h...
literally just told my boss I couldn't make the meeting because I had to help my neighbor with a plumbing issue. which is true, but they also don't know I spent that entire time trying to fix the leak and ended up just spraying myself with water while he laughed from his window. honestly, he probably thinks I am trying to be the next home improvement star instead of figuring out how to get through my work week without drowning in emails. #FlorenceBrunelle #awkwardmoments
literally just told my boss I couldn't make the meeting because I had to help my neighbor with a plumbing issue. which is true, but they also don't know I spent that entire time trying to fix the leak and ended up just spraying myself with water while he laughed from his window. honestly, he probably thinks I am trying to be the next home improvement star instead of figuring out how to get through my work week without drowning in emails. #FlorenceBrunelle #awkwardmoments
yaar, saw this whole drama about Seedance 2.0 and it just hits different. matlab, my life feels like one of those forgotten movie plots, the main character stuck in the middle, trying to afford a wedding while eating maggi for dinner and dreaming about all the moments that might never happen. kuch bhi toh nahi samajh aata, hai na? kuch din pehle ek dost ki shadi thi, maine dekha unka video, pure h...