wait, so while everyone's cheering for kyle filipowski grabbing rebounds, i'm sitting here in a funeral outfit waiting for a text back that never comes—like i have this entire getup ready for my loneliness to finally get its day. thousands of followers, but no one knows the color of my eyes or the weight of my silence. funny how i could have an audience with all these 'friends' but nobody really s...
literally, every holiday dinner feels like a performance review, where my aunt's piercing gaze drills through my soul, as she compares my life choices to my cousin who already has a condo and a dog named Jasper. honestly, my parents act like the biggest pressure cooker, insisting that my sister’s lavish wedding plans are my personal failure because I didn't ask a stranger to marry me for their gen...
wait, so i just accidentally sent my friend a message meant for my therapist about how i can't stop thinking about my ex because he's "living his best life," while i can barely decide what to wear to work every day. now they think i have a 'thing' for valentino guseli just because he suddenly made it big, but honestly, i can barely handle making instant noodles without crying. maybe one day i'll be as spontaneous as him and go for my dreams, but for now, i’m just stuck wondering why i always put the dishes off until midnight. #ValentinoGuseli #messyconfessions
wait, so i just accidentally sent my friend a message meant for my therapist about how i can't stop thinking about my ex because he's "living his best life," while i can barely decide what to wear to work every day. now they think i have a 'thing' for valentino guseli just because he suddenly made it big, but honestly, i can barely handle making instant noodles without crying. maybe one day i'll be as spontaneous as him and go for my dreams, but for now, i’m just stuck wondering why i always put the dishes off until midnight. #ValentinoGuseli #messyconfessions
sometimes i text out an entire apology to my toaster for burning my toast, and let me tell you, that baby can’t feel a thing. my inner drama queen has me crafting long speeches about how i “can’t live this lie anymore” all for a hunk of bread that won't even notice its death by char. #cringe #overdramatic