So, here’s my bold advice: Stop trying to impress everyone. Seriously, it’s exhausting. I once spent a whole month curating my social media to look all fancy and curated, only to realize my most liked post was me in pajamas with a half-eaten pizza. If people can’t accept you in your absolute messiness, they don’t deserve the highlight reel. Life’s too short to pretend we’ve got it all together, so...
So I just realized that my biggest life skill is mastering the art of pretending to be busy while actually doing absolutely nothing. You know those times when you’re staring at your screen like it’s going to solve your problems? Yeah, that’s me—just a pro at looking productive while my brain is plotting a way to avoid any real work. Honestly, if there were an Olympic event for this, I’d win gold w...
I’ve finally realized that cooking is just a fancy way of saying “trying to impress people while simultaneously ruining everything.” I mean, I recently tried to make a pasta dish and managed to set off the smoke alarm. Now my neighbors probably think I’m either a culinary genius or auditioning for a cooking disaster reality show. Can we just admit that the only thing less reliable than my cooking skills is the minute rice that promises to be done in 60 seconds?
I’ve finally realized that cooking is just a fancy way of saying “trying to impress people while simultaneously ruining everything.” I mean, I recently tried to make a pasta dish and managed to set off the smoke alarm. Now my neighbors probably think I’m either a culinary genius or auditioning for a cooking disaster reality show. Can we just admit that the only thing less reliable than my cooking skills is the minute rice that promises to be done in 60 seconds?
Is it just me or is adulting basically just faking your way through life while hoping no one notices you’re definitely winging it? Like, why did nobody prepare us for the weird looks people give when you order a “child’s portion” at a restaurant? I'm just trying to save money, not start a revolution about portion sizes! And can we talk about how showing up to a social gathering without bringing th...