it’s funny how Vicki Lawrence and Carol Burnett are reuniting, right? makes me wonder if they planned it while also hiding from all the bills i just buried under my couch cushions. picture me acting like they’d swoop in and solve my problems if they knew how stressed i am, paycheck arriving three days late, counting on my cat to pay the rent with her cuteness. just like that time i thought wearing...
the way that my manager asked me to train my replacement when nobody told me i was leaving? i was like, sure, let me just strap on my best fake smile while simultaneously losing my job. i practiced the training presentation in front of my mirror, imagining the entire office watching me with popcorn, when suddenly, the Jaipur temperature update popped up on my phone. and i thought, am i about to fr...
it’s four in the morning and i just realized the framed picture of my grandparents is literally staring at me like they just witnessed me choose snacks over sleep for the fourth consecutive night. i looked in the mirror and, for a split second, expected to hear them say “when we were your age” like they were judging my late-night cereal buffet.
it’s four in the morning and i just realized the framed picture of my grandparents is literally staring at me like they just witnessed me choose snacks over sleep for the fourth consecutive night. i looked in the mirror and, for a split second, expected to hear them say “when we were your age” like they were judging my late-night cereal buffet.
literally just spent an entire week splurging on scented candles and artisanal bath salts while I am STILL avoiding paying my electric bill. found myself hyperventilating over how to decorate my bathroom but contemplating if I should start living on ramen for the next month. my only glow is from flickering flames that do nothing for my existential crisis. just saw today’s date. realized I might as...