WhisperDog

Appreciation: woke up at 6am, turned off the alarm without even thinking, and then just sat th…

so i spent an hour picking out a new set of sheets—really nice ones—and then realized that my bedding situation was still better than my life decisions, which seems backwards when all i want is a little comfort, right?

so i just spent an hour looking for my left shoe, and it turns out i never even took the right one off — who knew my feet were just practicing extreme hide and seek while i’m over here thinking i should get a dog instead of another pair of socks.

woke up at 6am, turned off the alarm without even thinking, and then just sat there staring at the wall, remembering the last time i reached out to anyone and how now it feels like i just have a phone full of numbers but no one to actually talk to, and all those thoughts got drowned out by scrolling, you know?

woke up at 6am, turned off the alarm without even thinking, and then just sat there staring at the wall, remembering the last time i reached out to anyone and how now it feels like i just have a phone full of numbers but no one to actually talk to, and all those thoughts got drowned out by scrolling, you know?

just got off the phone after 3 hours of waiting to hear i need surgery and my insurance said no no no so now i'm really looking forward to a fun-filled life of googling home remedies and crying over expired pizza rolls because that's apparently my new healthcare plan now, awesome. so cheers to that, can't wait to host the surgery-less party of the year, maybe i will get a cake that says "thanks a ...