Appreciation: i used to think thirty was ancient, now my barista has me questioning if i’ll ev…

not gonna lie, just saw my spotify wrapped and it’s honestly a nightmare. my top artist is a breakup album, followed closely by a 70s dad rock playlist that has no business being there. so, basically, i’ve accidentally leaked my entire emotional history to the internet. my most played song is about longing and loneliness. the worst part? the album cover is a sad cartoon cat. this is definitely not...

yooo, just found out my great-uncle is actually the guy who invented the paperclip. like, it explains so much about my family’s obsession with minimalism. i mean, we’re so functional it’s borderline traumatic. my whole life has been a trap of organizational skills and zero fun, and it all makes sense now.

it’s two a.m. and I’m replaying that argument in my head for the third time. why did I say “I don’t care” when I obviously do? I should have said, “You can’t just steal my fries and act like you didn't mean it.” but instead I just blinked like a goldfish as they walked away with my last curly fry, thinking it was the betrayal of a lifetime.