it's day 13 of my deep dive into the life of an influencer, and literally, while trying to build my brand, my friends just declared their loyalty to a footballer, not me. they even started a group chat called "Team Semenyo" where I literally wasn't even mentioned. I was mid-blog about healthy living when I saw their posts celebrating the guy, and honestly, it hit me harder than my last three faile...
no because my best friend just told someone my secret about how i still keep my childhood blanket in my closet, literally tucked between the winter coats. now the whole world knows i still cuddle with it when it rains, and honestly, it's ruining my image as an adult.
i said i would NEVER be the person who buys a body pillow for emotional support, yet here i am, spooning a giant plush potato at 3 a.m., claiming it's my soulmate. i swear, it has eyes that look deep into my soul, judging every choice i make. what have i become? #justhowitissometimes #selflovewins
i said i would NEVER be the person who buys a body pillow for emotional support, yet here i am, spooning a giant plush potato at 3 a.m., claiming it's my soulmate. i swear, it has eyes that look deep into my soul, judging every choice i make. what have i become? #justhowitissometimes #selflovewins
i literally had my parents show up unannounced while i was knee-deep in a surprisingly intense emotional support bubble bath. like, candles lit, a lavender playlist that was honestly bringing tears to my eyes. they walk in and the first thing my mom does is knock over the bath bomb i was hoarding for a “special occasion.” now they think i’m trying to find inner peace in a bubble-covered disaster. ...