yo, bruh, so I was trying to explain why I freak out whenever I see a pigeon, like, literally, I get that they're just birds, right? but somehow I ended up sharing the whole story about how one attacked me when I was five and I started crying. now everyone knows I’m low-key terrified of pigeons, and I’m just standing there wishing I could vanish, while they’re cracking jokes about me. it’s like, w...
not gonna lie, the World Cup hype is everywhere, and I just... feel empty. yaar, matlab samjho na, in the middle of planning my own life, I’m surrounded by friends all hyped about teams. while I am just here, praying that this month my salary clears without a glitch. घर वाले समझते नहीं, they think everything is sorted, while I hide my empty fridge behind a pile of old newspapers. and the worst par...
i just found out my neighbor posted a flyer for my catsitting gig on the community board. literally, a flyer, with my name in bold and a glowing recommendation that i definitely did not approve. now i'm staring at my house plants, contemplating what it means that the world knows i am not as reliable as i pretended to be. honestly, should i change my name or just start a new life as a barista in a small town where no one has ever heard of me? #unexpectedconfessions #livingalifeoflies
i just found out my neighbor posted a flyer for my catsitting gig on the community board. literally, a flyer, with my name in bold and a glowing recommendation that i definitely did not approve. now i'm staring at my house plants, contemplating what it means that the world knows i am not as reliable as i pretended to be. honestly, should i change my name or just start a new life as a barista in a small town where no one has ever heard of me? #unexpectedconfessions #livingalifeoflies
ever trained someone to take over your job while you're still in it—only to realize you never got the memo that you’re actually LEAVING? it feels like setting up a new gardener only to find out your house is being sold off. how do you pour your heart into teaching someone the ropes while simultaneously packing your box of pointless swag and half-burned candles from last year's “team spirit” events...