Is it just me, or does everyone have that one friend who can't handle their drink but acts like they're auditioning for a reality show every time? Last weekend, they tried to turn a casual get-together into a wild karaoke night complete with a full-on stage dive into the couch. Spoiler alert: the couch lost. Meanwhile, I’m just over here wondering why I ever thought it was a good idea to offer to ...
If you ever feel like you don't know what you're doing with your life, just remember that even professional chefs sometimes burn water. Seriously, I spent an hour trying to impress my friends with a fancy pasta dish and ended up with a sticky mess that would make even a toddler question my culinary skills. So, here’s my advice: embrace the chaos! Next time you screw up, just call it 'deconstructed...
I have a massive appreciation for those people who can finish a book in one sitting. Like, are you a wizard? I just spent three weeks reading a novel, and I’m pretty sure I reread the first chapter four times because I kept getting distracted by snacks or my phone. At this point, I’m not even sure if I’m reading for enjoyment or just to feel accomplished. If bookworms were athletes, I’d be the one cheering from the sidelines, sipping Gatorade and Googling the plot.
I have a massive appreciation for those people who can finish a book in one sitting. Like, are you a wizard? I just spent three weeks reading a novel, and I’m pretty sure I reread the first chapter four times because I kept getting distracted by snacks or my phone. At this point, I’m not even sure if I’m reading for enjoyment or just to feel accomplished. If bookworms were athletes, I’d be the one cheering from the sidelines, sipping Gatorade and Googling the plot.
So, I was scrolling through life’s little disappointments the other day and realized: if you’re not in therapy, your group chat is basically just a support group but with more memes and less mental health clarity. Honestly, why is it so much easier to share our latest Netflix binge than our actual feelings? I mean, I semi-recently confessed to my friends that I’m still figuring out how to adult an...