lmao, just read that Nigel Havers is in some Swedish financial crime drama. like, meanwhile, i can barely figure out how to make my toast without burning it. i think back to the time i tried to impress everyone by cooking, but my pasta turned into some unidentifiable mush and i had to order pizza to save face. no amount of Nigel Havers charm could cover up that culinary catastrophe. maybe i need h...
just realized everyone is asking about jobs as if it’s some kind of normal thing to discuss at family gatherings. yaar, matlab samjho na, i got laid off last month and no one even knows. honestly, it’s easier to fake a smile than to explain why i can’t even afford a single date right now. every time they bring it up, i literally just nod and change the subject. گھر والے سمجھتے نہیں. #DailyStar #li...
yooo, I just spent like an hour scrolling through old family group texts because I’m trying to remember who promised me that coveted lasagna recipe. like, nobody is replying, and it feels like I am literally begging for a relic from the past. I even triple texted my Aunt who always says she’ll send it and now I’m convinced I need to fake my death just to escape the embarrassment of her silence. why is this the kind of chaos that defines my family?
yooo, I just spent like an hour scrolling through old family group texts because I’m trying to remember who promised me that coveted lasagna recipe. like, nobody is replying, and it feels like I am literally begging for a relic from the past. I even triple texted my Aunt who always says she’ll send it and now I’m convinced I need to fake my death just to escape the embarrassment of her silence. why is this the kind of chaos that defines my family?
last night, i found myself scrolling through everyone's lives, enjoying parties and travels. and here i am, trying to figure out how to make my loans go away while my parents think i’m saving like a responsible adult. matlab, kisi ko nahi pata what it feels like to wear this mask of confidence while feeling like i’m sinking. it's exhausting yaar, but what can i say, right? #ArunJaitleyStadium #lif...