ever look at your camera roll and wonder why you have seven pictures of a random sock on a park bench—then realize you took them to prove to yourself you have a habit of collecting oddities, but now you need a whole backstory for court because who else could explain that?
just triple texted about the weather to someone who thinks “cloudy” means “i don’t care.” honestly, i might need to consider faking my death at this point. they’re going to think i’m plotting an elaborate scheme for attention, when really i’m just hoping they will send me a meme to validate my existence. if james carville can advise the world to just chill, maybe i should just disappear into the c...
it's not that i’m stressed about my rent being due while my paycheck is just a glorious mirage on the horizon, it’s just that my goldfish might be the only witness when i have to send a deeply emotional email asking if they can wait an extra three days to be compensated for my existence, and then i’m wondering if they can tell how little i’ve fed them since they became my emotional support fish - maybe they can sense the impending financial doom lurking behind the aquarium glass.
it's not that i’m stressed about my rent being due while my paycheck is just a glorious mirage on the horizon, it’s just that my goldfish might be the only witness when i have to send a deeply emotional email asking if they can wait an extra three days to be compensated for my existence, and then i’m wondering if they can tell how little i’ve fed them since they became my emotional support fish - maybe they can sense the impending financial doom lurking behind the aquarium glass.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have everything figured out. sometimes, life brings challenges that seem too heavy to carry, but you have a strength within you that has seen you through tough times before. take a deep breath and remember, this moment will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone