WhisperDog

Appreciation: so i just did something really DUMB. i checked out Alexandra Eala's social media…

it's not that i care, it’s just that i spent two months developing a plan for our office's fruit-themed team-building day and my coworker took credit for the idea. i can’t believe they thought “Fruitastic Fun” was their brainchild. it’s just embarrassing to know nobody knows my five-page proposal included mango salsa as a key activity.

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break and give yourself the kindness you deserve. #YouAreNotAlone #Healing #Encouragement

so i just did something really DUMB. i checked out Alexandra Eala's social media again, knowing perfectly well it would hurt my heart. she’s winning games and I can’t even win an argument with my houseplant. I mean, if my biggest achievement this week is finally getting the laundry basket to not smell like regret, why do i keep following someone who actually has talent? am i just manifesting my unremarkable existence onto a tennis superstar? #AlexandraEala #ExistentialCrisis

so i just did something really DUMB. i checked out Alexandra Eala's social media again, knowing perfectly well it would hurt my heart. she’s winning games and I can’t even win an argument with my houseplant. I mean, if my biggest achievement this week is finally getting the laundry basket to not smell like regret, why do i keep following someone who actually has talent? am i just manifesting my unremarkable existence onto a tennis superstar? #AlexandraEala #ExistentialCrisis

literally just found out my manager wants me to train my replacement. funny part? nobody told me i am leaving. so here i am, helping someone become me while my heart slowly breaks because now i have to imagine a world without my beloved office plants. like, do i have to stage a dramatic farewell with them? i really thought i was sticking around. guess i have to practice waving goodbye while smilin...