well, well, well. who could have guessed that an airbase in the UAE would be within range of Iranian projectiles? it's not like Australia was gearing up for a diplomatic picnic in the Middle East or anything. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese can breathe easy now, knowing that all personnel are "safe," even if their facility took a little hit. what a brilliant investment of taxpayer dollars into an ...
it's not that i thought it would be the end of everything, it's just that my whole body braced for it. sat in that waiting room for the results, staring at the ugly art on the walls, imagining all the ways my life could crumble. but then they called my name and told me it was all clear. it felt like a storm passed. i walked out of there, heartbeat racing, almost in disbelief that nothing changed e...
matlab, i scored 98 percent and my parents were like, "where are the missing two marks?" like bro, i am 26 and i still panic if something is less than perfect. sometimes i wish i could just chill like vijay shekhar sharma, but nah, perfection is a full-time job i never applied for.
matlab, i scored 98 percent and my parents were like, "where are the missing two marks?" like bro, i am 26 and i still panic if something is less than perfect. sometimes i wish i could just chill like vijay shekhar sharma, but nah, perfection is a full-time job i never applied for.
honestly, my aunt asked me why i don’t just make more money. i told her i’m already working two jobs, and she looked at me like i just told her i started a goat yoga studio in the garage. meanwhile, jeff bezos is building spaceships with all the money he saved from not paying taxes, and i can barely afford to replace the flickering light bulb in my kitchen. how do i move to a cheaper place when th...