it’s not that i’m scared of the bureau of internal revenue or anything, it’s just that i still can’t believe my uncle’s poker nights have actually been tax-deductible this whole time. like, they took "business meetings" so seriously that when i found out, my brain spun. suddenly, all those family gatherings make sense. the chaos, the laughter, the unapologetic gambling in our kitchen. while my lif...
the way that everyone is obsessing over Manchester United like they are the only team that matters, meanwhile i let my friend take the heat for breaking a vase at a party just because i couldn’t handle the drama. like, if you saw my empty living room now, you'd think the real tragedy is my lack of furniture rather than my cowardice. sometimes, i wonder if they suspect me. should i come clean? or l...
yaar, matlab kabhi kabhi sochti hoon, kyun sabki life itni aasan lagti hai aur meri itni difficult? jab dekho dost naye cars aur ghar le rahe hain, aur main abhi tak bedroom ki diwar par woh college ki poster laga rahi hoon. honestly, just scrolling through my feed is like walking through a museum of everyone else’s success while I am literally stuck in a time loop. matlab, kya mein kabhi outgrow kar paungi ya sab meri taraf sirf pity se dekhenge? #JapanesePrimeMinisterSanaeTaka #AdultingSucks
yaar, matlab kabhi kabhi sochti hoon, kyun sabki life itni aasan lagti hai aur meri itni difficult? jab dekho dost naye cars aur ghar le rahe hain, aur main abhi tak bedroom ki diwar par woh college ki poster laga rahi hoon. honestly, just scrolling through my feed is like walking through a museum of everyone else’s success while I am literally stuck in a time loop. matlab, kya mein kabhi outgrow kar paungi ya sab meri taraf sirf pity se dekhenge? #JapanesePrimeMinisterSanaeTaka #AdultingSucks
just realized i’m supposed to mentor this new employee who looks at me like i’m some kind of expert. meanwhile, i’m the one who sent a spreadsheet with a random cat meme to the entire team last week. yesterday, i tried to explain ‘synergy’ but it came out as ‘synergy sandwiches’ because, you know, that’s what the world needs. now they think i’m an idiot AND they’re waiting for me to ‘mentor’ them ...