not gonna lie, just realized i gave someone a second chance, and they used it on their new crush while i was standing in line at bna airport, waiting for a flight to nowhere because of snow. i literally had a whole funeral outfit planned in case things went south. turns out, i was the backup while they were making vows with a stranger. #BnaAirport #RelationshipGoals
last night, I realized I moved cities for a person who left me three months later, and now I’m just here waiting for a Crystal Palace vs Chelsea match to define my entire existence like it's some kind of cosmic joke. my emotional stability is on the line while I rehearse who gets custody of my heart at half-time. who knew heartbreak came with such an expensive ticket? #CrystalPalaceVsChelsea #Exis...
it’s 3am and i just unsent a message to someone i barely know, but they saw it. i can’t stop thinking about how i should’ve just let it be, but now i’m a ghost in my own texting nightmare. i mean, if the stakes are a match between Brentford and Nottingham Forest, i’m like a player who scored an own goal, and now the universe is out to get me. they’re definitely crafting a rumor about the girl who messaged them a three-page essay on fruit bat facts. oh, the shame! #BrentfordVsNottmForest #lifeisawkward
it’s 3am and i just unsent a message to someone i barely know, but they saw it. i can’t stop thinking about how i should’ve just let it be, but now i’m a ghost in my own texting nightmare. i mean, if the stakes are a match between Brentford and Nottingham Forest, i’m like a player who scored an own goal, and now the universe is out to get me. they’re definitely crafting a rumor about the girl who messaged them a three-page essay on fruit bat facts. oh, the shame! #BrentfordVsNottmForest #lifeisawkward
the way that i just sat on my couch for an hour contemplating if i could make a paper mache sculpture of a golf ball to distract from the fact that rent is due tomorrow and my paycheck doesn't come for three whole days. i can see rory mcilroy in my mind, triumphantly holding a trophy, while i'm over here trying to figure out if duct tape can fix my kitchen sink… again. so what if my latest creativ...