biden is screwing us on oil prices while playing footsie with iran like it's a game, wake up america! prices are on the verge of exploding because the guy can't stop provoking hostility in the middle east
walked out of a family funeral because my siblings turned it into a showdown about who gets the ancient toaster—i mean, my parents are in the ground and here i am dodging emotional landmines like it’s a weird game of inheritance dodgeball and nobody even noticed i was gone, probably still arguing over a kitchen appliance like it’s the last gold medal in an absurdist olympics.
my grandma just called me by my dead aunt's name while asking if i wanted meatloaf for dinner, and i literally cannot tell if the joke is on me or if i am living in some absurdist play about memory loss. just spent an hour crying in the car like i forgot my lines or something, honestly who knew forgetting meatloaf could feel like losing yourself.
my grandma just called me by my dead aunt's name while asking if i wanted meatloaf for dinner, and i literally cannot tell if the joke is on me or if i am living in some absurdist play about memory loss. just spent an hour crying in the car like i forgot my lines or something, honestly who knew forgetting meatloaf could feel like losing yourself.
घर वाले समझते नहीं कि मैं दिनभर काम करके भी बस उन चीजों के लिए लड़ती हूं जो चाहिए ही नहीं और जब मैंने अपनी सैलरी चेक की, तो सिर में धुंधलापन सा छा गया- क्या यार, बिल्लों के बिल्स भी नहीं चुका पा रही।