day 23 of consistently overwatering my rubber plant while my roommate claims it "thrives on neglect" – and here I am, still pouring out love like it won't completely DISINTEGRATE in the next three days. meanwhile, I know it can outlast me at this rate, turning me into a cautionary tale for all aspiring plant parents everywhere. guess that’s how loyalty gets rewarded these days, huh?
yooo, so I treated myself to a new hoodie, you know, the one that would totally get me through “Stranger Things: The Final Chapter Unfolds” like a true Eleven. felt amazing until I opened my credit card bill and saw I literally just funded my next existential crisis. honestly, if the Upside Down had a payment plan, I’d still be in there trying to figure out how I can explain this to my future ther...
just realized i spent fifteen minutes googling “what’s the best way to peel a beet” instead of asking my mom. she’s an expert on roots. and now i’m worried she will find out i’m out here failing at vegetable prep in my thirties. my ex definitely told her about my cooking disasters. that must be how she knows. #adultingfail #whyarebeetssohard
just realized i spent fifteen minutes googling “what’s the best way to peel a beet” instead of asking my mom. she’s an expert on roots. and now i’m worried she will find out i’m out here failing at vegetable prep in my thirties. my ex definitely told her about my cooking disasters. that must be how she knows. #adultingfail #whyarebeetssohard
day 13 of waiting for the new VR headset to launch. i accidentally told my boss i would handle the upcoming project, fully prepared to not handle my life. then spent the whole night imagining myself escaping into a virtual world where i actually can communicate with people without sweating through my shirt. sent a text to my crush after drafting 47 versions, and they only replied with “ok.” did i ...