wait, my situationship just introduced me to someone as "a friend" and I literally lost it. like, okay—so I’ve been curating our entire life together in my head while they’re over here handing out friend zone membership cards. I was mentally designing our couple’s Halloween costumes for years—now I'm just a cute background character in their social life. so, are they really *not* even thinking abo...
bruh, just accidentally voice texted my deepest intrusive thoughts to my grandma instead of my best friend. she replied with a confused “that’s a lot to unpack.” now i have to explain why i wondered if cereal could taste better in different dimensions. also, she definitely thinks i need therapy, so that's cool.
the way that i turned down a big opportunity at work, thinking it was too much—then watched my colleague casually thrive while eating cereal out of a ‘silent hill’ Funko Pop bowl. i was left pondering how a video game monster could inspire more creativity than my entire career. meanwhile, i'm over here battling my own pyramid of chaos. should’ve taken that job offer because now i’m just the walkin...