i saw the trailer for "o romeo" and felt compelled to tweet my thoughts like i’m some film critic with an audience. got dragged into a chaotic debate with this superfan who sent me twelve clips of their beloved lead singing – and here’s where it gets cringy – i accidentally commented saying "you clearly don’t have a life." i KNOW, like, who does that? now, here i am, suddenly stuck in a fan feud w...
just realized that every time i planned to bake those cookies from scratch, i ended up with store-bought ones instead. now, my oven’s basically a decorative element, and my heart's like, "but what if i had just flourished with the flour?" how did i go from aspiring chef to chief microwave operator? when did the dream of a cozy kitchen disappear behind frozen pizza boxes? it’s like i kept waiting f...
yaar, dekho na, nikki tamboli is getting proposed on national television and here I am, still pretending everything's fine while hiding my student loans. लोग सोचते हैं मैं अच्छी जगह पर हूँ, लेकिन मुझे हर महीने बस गुजारा करना है. kabhi kabhi lagta hai, kya koi meri ज़िंदगी का भी रियलिटी शो बनाना चाहता है? अगर ये सब छिपाना न पड़े, तो शायद उस सबके बीच भी मैं एक बार तो खुश हो सकूँ. #NikkiTamboli #RealTalk
yaar, dekho na, nikki tamboli is getting proposed on national television and here I am, still pretending everything's fine while hiding my student loans. लोग सोचते हैं मैं अच्छी जगह पर हूँ, लेकिन मुझे हर महीने बस गुजारा करना है. kabhi kabhi lagta hai, kya koi meri ज़िंदगी का भी रियलिटी शो बनाना चाहता है? अगर ये सब छिपाना न पड़े, तो शायद उस सबके बीच भी मैं एक बार तो खुश हो सकूँ. #NikkiTamboli #RealTalk
it's not that i don’t care about movies, it's just… my life feels like an incomplete script. i caught a glimpse of the o romeo review and suddenly realized, my own romance was more of a tragicomedy than a love story. missed my date, paid a bill, and now i’m just that character in the corner, watching couples laugh while i pretend my popcorn is filled with joy and not just regret. #ORomeoReview #Li...