not gonna lie, my entire stock market strategy relies on that random bet I made on a pizza place that turned into an online restaurant empire, so when I saw the reliance share price jump, I literally screamed in a grocery store aisle, causing a couple to drop their organic kale. turns out their frantic panic made me reflect on my life choices and how my future depends on pasta and spreadsheets I s...
the way that someone i used to have lunch with in third grade pretends not to know me now is wild. like, did we not bond over trading fruit snacks while conspiring to make our action figures date? now we avoid eye contact in the grocery store like we are both secret agents with different missions.
not gonna lie, I got invited to a spontaneous trip to an island with my friends, and I thought saying no would keep me responsible or something. instead, my ex called while I was trying to decide. we ended up discussing stock market tips. they are fully thriving while I’m here questioning my life choices, and oh by the way, have you seen the latest news about the itc share price? like, now I feel like a total clown with FOMO over sunburns and bond markets. maybe I should have gone after all... #ItcSharePrice #LifeChoices
not gonna lie, I got invited to a spontaneous trip to an island with my friends, and I thought saying no would keep me responsible or something. instead, my ex called while I was trying to decide. we ended up discussing stock market tips. they are fully thriving while I’m here questioning my life choices, and oh by the way, have you seen the latest news about the itc share price? like, now I feel like a total clown with FOMO over sunburns and bond markets. maybe I should have gone after all... #ItcSharePrice #LifeChoices
...so I calculated how much I spend on fancy flavored water that I pretend to love. It’s enough to fund a small country... for, like, one week. Honestly, I’d be happier chugging tap water and pretending I’m a high-class detective solving the case of my vanishing happiness. At this rate, I could buy a boat and name it "Maybe Tomorrow" because that’s when I’ll finally do something that sparks joy. #...