yaar, matlab samjho na, everyone's talking about investing in this ISL craze while my biggest investment is still in instant noodles for survival. the other day, my uncle started lecturing me about future planning, and I just nodded along, trying not to let him see my anxiety about student loans piling up like my failed relationships. now I'm thinking, should I start a crowdfunding for my life or ...
it’s 3am and I just found a recipe for the perfect croissants online. yeah, you know, the kind that takes thirty hours and maybe the combined effort of a small nation. I thought, maybe, just maybe, this could be my ticket to quitting my job and becoming a renowned pastry chef in... a Parisian café. but then I remember that I can't even fold a fitted sheet. like... what am I gonna do? burn the kitc...
yooo, while everyone's debating which team will win in the Malaysia vs Thailand women's match, I'm over here just trying to win my own personal battle of not burning toast while I pretend I'm a chef – like I’m just manifesting a cooking career without even having a decent spatula. — and let me tell you, my latest creation looked less like a gourmet dish and more like an abstract art piece, I could literally see my dreams being as unappetizing as my culinary skills. — while they’re shooting for gold, I'm just hoping my houseplants survive another week of my chaotic energy. #ThailandWomenVsMalaysiaWomen #CookingFails
yooo, while everyone's debating which team will win in the Malaysia vs Thailand women's match, I'm over here just trying to win my own personal battle of not burning toast while I pretend I'm a chef – like I’m just manifesting a cooking career without even having a decent spatula. — and let me tell you, my latest creation looked less like a gourmet dish and more like an abstract art piece, I could literally see my dreams being as unappetizing as my culinary skills. — while they’re shooting for gold, I'm just hoping my houseplants survive another week of my chaotic energy. #ThailandWomenVsMalaysiaWomen #CookingFails
yooo, heard all this buzz about the ind vs pak match. matlab, everyone is hyping it up but I’m here in my tiny apartment, living paycheck to paycheck. it feels like I'm in the finals of my own personal championship, struggling with bills while putting on a smile for everyone. the gap between what they think I earn and the reality is a joke. why does no one see me drowning while pretending everythi...