it's not that i cared too much about the company, it's just that my entire loyalty felt like a bad rom-com where i was the only one laughing. so while everyone is celebrating ethan quinn’s rise, im over here contemplating how my boss got a promotion 24 hours after assuring me i’m "essential" like he doesn’t scroll through my profile. as if. #EthanQuinn #loyaltyfail
so there i was, reading this fan fiction where my celebrity crush was dating some totally made-up character. and like, i spent an embarrassing amount of time debating how i would have told him how ridiculous it was that he would ever pick her over me, even if she did have “epic backstory” and a “super cute dragon pet.” obviously he does not exist in my real life, but can you believe she had a libr...
i am still haunted by the fact that i once tried to impress my friends by showing off my “breakdancing skills” in the middle of a school assembly. my epic performance? a SINGLE spin that ended with me face-planting in front of the entire audience, and yes, my crush laughed. it is still on the internet somewhere. if it ever gets out, i will go full ON incognito mode.
i am still haunted by the fact that i once tried to impress my friends by showing off my “breakdancing skills” in the middle of a school assembly. my epic performance? a SINGLE spin that ended with me face-planting in front of the entire audience, and yes, my crush laughed. it is still on the internet somewhere. if it ever gets out, i will go full ON incognito mode.
literally just realized my family found my social media and now I have to explain why I spent three hours writing a manifesto on the symbolic meaning of my favorite shade of green. turns out it’s not just a color; it’s my personality. great.