no because the moment I shared my promotion, my friends acted like I just won the lottery. people sent me sad texts like they were attending a funeral, and I couldn’t even celebrate without feeling guilty. now I’m just sitting here watching old reruns—scrolling through my crush's social media history instead of posting anything. does that count as a win? #Tnusrb #unhappiness
yooo, so everyone is talking about Sabalenka and Svitolina like it’s the end of the world. meanwhile, I can’t even afford to buy a snack during a five-hour binge watch of the match, bruh. i declined an invite to watch it at a bar because—i swear—my fridge is so empty i think even the light inside feels bad for me. and here i am, pretending to care about tennis while questioning every life decision...
it's not that i avoid my feelings, it's just... after drafting 47 different texts about personal injury lawyers like they were the romance of the century, i finally sent "ok" and realized my emotional support isn't a solid legal strategy against my spiraling rent. turns out crying into a void isn't covered by insurance, just like my decisions on a Tuesday night aren't covered by anything that requires a signature. #PersonalInjuryAttorney #Relatable
it's not that i avoid my feelings, it's just... after drafting 47 different texts about personal injury lawyers like they were the romance of the century, i finally sent "ok" and realized my emotional support isn't a solid legal strategy against my spiraling rent. turns out crying into a void isn't covered by insurance, just like my decisions on a Tuesday night aren't covered by anything that requires a signature. #PersonalInjuryAttorney #Relatable
like, when I turned down that huge project at work, i was convinced it was, like, literally a relief. then i saw my coworker crush it with it, and now they act like they're the next Steve Jobs. it’s like, okay, great, but now i'm just here, watching old infomercials at two a.m. questioning all my life choices. i thought turning it down was self-care. turns out it was just self-sabotage. #Sabalenka...