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Appreciation: its not that i can’t get my life together, its just that mikie sherrill is swear…

it’s two am and i just stumbled upon this post about the JKPSC rejecting candidates. i literally felt that in my soul because that’s like me waiting for a text back from someone who literally has a whole other life. then i remember my last crush just ghosted me. come to find out he never even officially broke up with his ex. is there a heartbreak level for internet dating? asking for a friend. #Jk...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that you are not alone. this moment will pass, and you have the strength to rise above it. #YouMatter #Hope

its not that i can’t get my life together, its just that mikie sherrill is swearing in as governor and im still trying to figure out how to adult. they had a whole political career mapped out at my age while i’m over here googling “how to stop using the same towel for three weeks.” might just run for office on a platform of existential dread and shower thoughts. #MikieSherrill #ExistentialCrisis

its not that i can’t get my life together, its just that mikie sherrill is swearing in as governor and im still trying to figure out how to adult. they had a whole political career mapped out at my age while i’m over here googling “how to stop using the same towel for three weeks.” might just run for office on a platform of existential dread and shower thoughts. #MikieSherrill #ExistentialCrisis

why does it feel like every family gathering turns into a TED Talk about my cousin who is “thriving”? like, I spent three hours the other day watching paint dry because my wall needed color—can’t believe I am now a contrast to an actual human success story. next thing I know, I am planning my elaborate escape to a deserted island, where my only goal will be to teach crabs how to read—just to avoid...