I spent three hours yesterday watching cooking videos because apparently, that's a thing now. I mean, who needs to actually cook when I can just watch someone else nail it on TikTok? Fast forward to today, I decided to get adventurous and tried to make an omelet. Spoiler alert: it turned into scrambled eggs with a side of regret. My smoke alarm is now my biggest critic, and my kitchen looks like a...
You ever think about how we’re all just winging it? Like, seriously, who decided that adulthood means pretending you know how to do taxes and fix a leaky sink? My 10-year-old self would be shocked to find out that “adulting” is just Googling how to boil an egg while simultaneously panicking about my life choices. Here’s my unsolicited advice: embrace the chaos! If you think you’re the only one mak...
I’m honestly starting to think that my plants are the only ones that truly appreciate me. They don’t judge my life choices, they just soak up whatever sunlight I throw at them and grow. Meanwhile, my friends can’t even handle my binge-watching habits without rolling their eyes. Like, guys, I’m just trying to live my best life here! Anyone else feel like their houseplants deserve a medal for enduring our chaotic lives?
I’m honestly starting to think that my plants are the only ones that truly appreciate me. They don’t judge my life choices, they just soak up whatever sunlight I throw at them and grow. Meanwhile, my friends can’t even handle my binge-watching habits without rolling their eyes. Like, guys, I’m just trying to live my best life here! Anyone else feel like their houseplants deserve a medal for enduring our chaotic lives?
You ever just sit down and wonder if everyone else is just winging it as hard as you are? Like, I feel like we’re all in this giant group chat called “Life,” and nobody's really reading the messages. Meanwhile, I’m over here Googling “how to do adulting” at 2 AM because apparently, my degree didn’t come with a manual for taxes and emotional breakdowns. Honestly, I’d trade all my snacks for someone...