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not gonna lie, the other day I literally made up an entire drama about my life as a star player for al-qadisiyah vs al-hilal. like, I was scoring goals while my boss watched on a giant screen, and instead of cheering, he just told me I was late on that report again. honestly, it's like my brain took "low stakes" to an Olympic level, because I sat there in tears imagining the crowd roaring as I gra...

yooo, so picture this: I’ve kept a secret for years about the office blender. I’m talking the one everyone swore made the best smoothies, right? Turns out, I was the one who broke it… when I tried to blend a piece of leftover cake after the holiday party. but you know what’s funnier? everyone raves about how “it broke the day after!” But nah, that thing won’t be blending anything except the truth now. is this what they mean by “mixing business with pleasure?”

yooo, so picture this: I’ve kept a secret for years about the office blender. I’m talking the one everyone swore made the best smoothies, right? Turns out, I was the one who broke it… when I tried to blend a piece of leftover cake after the holiday party. but you know what’s funnier? everyone raves about how “it broke the day after!” But nah, that thing won’t be blending anything except the truth now. is this what they mean by “mixing business with pleasure?”

wait, so South Africa’s whole cricket team is crumbling while I’m over here avoiding conversations like they’re my ex’s family at a wedding? I mean, I just ghosted someone for no reason other than I didn’t wanna share my THOUGHTS. it felt like when you run out of ice cream but all you want is one more scoop. now I’m stuck here wondering if I’m the Roston Chase of friendships. I promise it’s just a...