wait, my boss just said "we're like family here" before announcing no raises this year, and i couldn’t help but think, so we are doomed to experience endless financial trauma and passive-aggressive Thanksgiving dinners? i just realized my entire work life feels like one big comedy scene from that new movie vaa vaathiyaar, where every punchline ends with “but wait, there’s less.” #VaaVaathiyaarMovi...
honestly just realized I’ve been subscribed to a birdwatching newsletter for two years. I don’t even like birds. there’s literally a monthly fee for “exotic sparrow sightings” I am somehow financing. my account statements now read like a rejection letter from Mother Nature. #whyamihere #whoneedsbirds
just realized my coworker took credit for my project while i sat there pretending the chair didn’t just try to eat me. everyone nodded along, acting like it was a great idea. now i feel like the only one in the fog, and i can’t tell if it’s from the kern county news or just me losing my mind over this theft. really reconsidering my life choices here. sorry chair, guess we both need therapy. #FogDelayKernCounty #CoworkerDrama
just realized my coworker took credit for my project while i sat there pretending the chair didn’t just try to eat me. everyone nodded along, acting like it was a great idea. now i feel like the only one in the fog, and i can’t tell if it’s from the kern county news or just me losing my mind over this theft. really reconsidering my life choices here. sorry chair, guess we both need therapy. #FogDelayKernCounty #CoworkerDrama
today i thought it would be fun to text my neighbor about borrowing their lawn mower. now i am STUCK staring at those three dots like they hold the secret to the universe. did i REALLY just bring lawn care into my life? i can practically hear them judging my lack of horticulture knowledge from their window.