wait. just typed out an apology letter to my 7th grade science teacher for calling her a “magma rock” during a presentation. spent twenty minutes drafting how it affected my career choices, only to remember she doesn’t even teach anymore. hit send to... no one. #CringeConfessions #UnsentLetters
literally just had someone glance at my search history and then we both acted like the suspicious phrases about “how to watch ind vs nz for free” didn't exist—meanwhile, I am one avocado toast away from my bank account being empty and suddenly, I am RESEARCHING things that involve sporting drama to fill the void. awkward eye contact over snack time followed by an internal spiral. now I’m wondering...
yooo, just replayed that argument I had last week for the 100th time and suddenly I’m the lead analyst for #NewZealandVsIndia. like, I could’ve broken down our differences like a cricket strategy. instead, I sat there blinking like a confused toddler. now I’m wondering if the secret to stopping my life’s T20 juggernaut is just a well-timed zinger about avocado toast. can’t stop thinking about how that combo could be my comeback, and yet here I am, still not getting the dishes done. #NewZealandVsIndia #Cringe
yooo, just replayed that argument I had last week for the 100th time and suddenly I’m the lead analyst for #NewZealandVsIndia. like, I could’ve broken down our differences like a cricket strategy. instead, I sat there blinking like a confused toddler. now I’m wondering if the secret to stopping my life’s T20 juggernaut is just a well-timed zinger about avocado toast. can’t stop thinking about how that combo could be my comeback, and yet here I am, still not getting the dishes done. #NewZealandVsIndia #Cringe
just spent two hours rearranging my sock drawer because it felt therapeutic, while my ex is out there being *not* a serial killer. here i am, wondering why my 30-minute therapy session turned into a full-on IKEA assembly disaster. at this rate, i’ll finish my entire sock organization before i get my life together, but if anyone dares to say, "you will find love," i might just take a sock puppet to...