not gonna lie, i turned down the chance to go to a big UFC match. thought i would chill at home instead. now, here i am watching my friend take selfies with Islam Makhachev. like, why didn't i just say yes? the betrayal hurts deep, like a chokehold. i am haunted by the what-ifs. now i’m just scrolling through my feed, staring at my lonely couch. #IslamMakhachev #FOMO
just realized i've been meticulously planning my reaction to getting good news about that potential ban on cruise ships in amsterdam. like, i don’t even have a ticket to go, but i've rehearsed how i’ll throw my hands in the air, like YES finally, environmental change! meanwhile, my inbox has three overdue bills and i'm low-key overthinking whether it was appropriate to "like" my crush’s vacation p...
it’s 2am and i just realized i gave my vintage Game Boy a second chance by letting it charge overnight, only for my neighbor's kid to sneak into my room and take it to impress their friends. so here i am, googling if a broken heart can be a medical emergency while mourning my 1990s childhood. really thought this would be a fairy tale, but now i have to break into a kid’s room instead. #toomanyregr...