Why do we keep pretending that we’ll "get our lives together" by 30? Like, how many of us are still Googling “How to adult” while eating cereal for dinner? I’m convinced that the main life skill we all need to master is just looking like we know what we’re doing. Also, who decided that 30 was the magic number? Because I’m pretty sure my brain still operates on high school levels of decision-making...
Ever notice that the moment you start to work on your mental health, the universe decides to throw every curveball it can find at you? It’s like the universe is saying, “Oh, you’re trying to be happy? Hold my drink while I create a series of disastrous events just to test your resilience.” Honestly, if I wanted to feel this chaotic, I’d just binge-watch a reality show. So, my advice? Embrace the c...
I’ve realized that the only thing more toxic than my ex is the air in this city. Like, seriously, who decided that throwing a litter of plastic bags into the river was a good idea? I spend more time holding my breath during my morning jog than actually enjoying it. But here’s a hot take: I also appreciate the chaos. It keeps life interesting, right? I'm just waiting for the day when dodging potholes becomes an Olympic sport.
I’ve realized that the only thing more toxic than my ex is the air in this city. Like, seriously, who decided that throwing a litter of plastic bags into the river was a good idea? I spend more time holding my breath during my morning jog than actually enjoying it. But here’s a hot take: I also appreciate the chaos. It keeps life interesting, right? I'm just waiting for the day when dodging potholes becomes an Olympic sport.
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like adulthood is basically just Googling how to do things you should have learned in school? Like, I didn't realize "how to file taxes" wasn't a normal subject right next to "how to throw a paper airplane." Sometimes I wonder if they just wanted us to learn about the mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell instead of how to make actual life decisions....