so my boyfriend told me he wanted to “explore new opportunities” —aka he found a new hobby, which is leaving me in a city where the only friends I have are the baristas who already know my order by heart. does it count as character growth if I moved across the country for this? 3 months in and he ghosted me like my college essay advisor—no feedback, just silence. guess the only ‘opportunity’ I’m e...
just realized my “treat yourself” attitude for 6 years led me to prioritize fancy takeout over, like, actual life skills. now i can’t figure out how to adult and just found out my ex is using an app that connects people with taxicabs for gigs. meanwhile, i'm still searching for my favorite pajama pants that i lost during our last breakup. guess who’s stuck in the passenger seat of her own life whi...
wait, so i just sat down and did the math on how long it’d take me to save for my own "countdown to life" when New Year's hits, ngl. it's not just a countdown; it's a decade at this rate—i’ll be ringing in my mid-40s still scrimping for an avocado toast, and tbh that hurts more than my last breakup. and as fireworks are blasting off in the background, i’ll be celebrating by screaming into the void that is my empty bank account while wondering why my last impulse buy was a six-foot inflatable unicorn. can someone come get me? #NewYearapossEveCountdown #existentialcrisis
wait, so i just sat down and did the math on how long it’d take me to save for my own "countdown to life" when New Year's hits, ngl. it's not just a countdown; it's a decade at this rate—i’ll be ringing in my mid-40s still scrimping for an avocado toast, and tbh that hurts more than my last breakup. and as fireworks are blasting off in the background, i’ll be celebrating by screaming into the void that is my empty bank account while wondering why my last impulse buy was a six-foot inflatable unicorn. can someone come get me? #NewYearapossEveCountdown #existentialcrisis
ok but you ever realize how literally the weather can't be the only thing that's foggy? just got "voluntold" to work this weekend, and here I am, staring out at the mist like it's my life choices condensing in the air. wasn't it only yesterday I was dreaming of relaxing weekends instead of answering emails and eating leftover conference sandwiches? who even makes these plans? #TodaysWeather #Exist...