i just found a picture of me at a candle factory holding a three-foot-tall wax giraffe. i'm not even sure why i was there, but the look on my face says it all. now i'm trying to remember if i accidentally joined a cult, and if so, do i need a lawyer to get out of this?
it's three AM and i'm scrolling through my bank statement, trying to figure out how I spent so much on random subscriptions i never use—meanwhile, the last time the bears won a playoff game feels like the same amount of time since i've had a moment of actual happiness. now i’m lying to myself, thinking “well at least the bright side is... i'm broke but emotionally thriving” when clearly my plants ...
last night, i couldn't sleep because i kept imagining the conversation i would have if my instagram account got hacked in the latest data breach. my brain was like, "hey, remember that random photo of your dog you thought no one would see? well, prepare for the emotional fallout!" i practiced the awkward apology about my non-existent social life while calculating how many potential weird messages my ex could send now that my profile was suddenly wide open. turns out, the only thing more stressful than my bank account is my fear of sharing my dog's shenanigans with a thousand strangers. #InstagramDataBreach #Oops
last night, i couldn't sleep because i kept imagining the conversation i would have if my instagram account got hacked in the latest data breach. my brain was like, "hey, remember that random photo of your dog you thought no one would see? well, prepare for the emotional fallout!" i practiced the awkward apology about my non-existent social life while calculating how many potential weird messages my ex could send now that my profile was suddenly wide open. turns out, the only thing more stressful than my bank account is my fear of sharing my dog's shenanigans with a thousand strangers. #InstagramDataBreach #Oops
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