just read about fermín lópez and all the drama unfolding around him. it hit me that i care way too much about players i’ll never meet while ignoring my own existential crisis over my unpaid bills. the fact that i can analyze a stranger's skills on the field yet can't manage to organize my laundry says everything about my life choices. at least his career has promise. meanwhile, im one microwave me...
is it weird to believe i can just send an email to the universe asking my parents to just fix everything? like, i could type it out and hit send, and suddenly they would realize they forgot to put the laundry away together and fall back in love. then again, they’re fighting over who gets the ceramic flamingo that i’m pretty sure they never even liked.
ever catch yourself witnessing the strangest moment of betrayal? i just saw my coworker, the one who literally talks about the weather for twenty minutes, taking credit for my five-month project, complete with the PowerPoint slides i made at 2 AM. honestly, i should have felt anger, but instead i just stared, imagining them reciting my detailed data analysis like it was their college thesis. so, guess who is now the proud owner of a brand new emotional support cactus named "credit stealer?"
ever catch yourself witnessing the strangest moment of betrayal? i just saw my coworker, the one who literally talks about the weather for twenty minutes, taking credit for my five-month project, complete with the PowerPoint slides i made at 2 AM. honestly, i should have felt anger, but instead i just stared, imagining them reciting my detailed data analysis like it was their college thesis. so, guess who is now the proud owner of a brand new emotional support cactus named "credit stealer?"
it’s 3am and i literally just checked the social media of someone whose birthday party i was invited to in fifth grade, even though i know we haven’t spoken since. honestly, what was my plan? reliving glory days while watching them post about their completely unrelated life? i’m literally one weird comment away from them blocking me.