i bought a six-foot inflatable llama for my backyard because who needs real friends when you can throw a party for one, right? meanwhile, the bathtub faucet is still broken and drips like it has its own podcast series about water waste. so like, is it just me, or does spending money on ridiculous nonsense somehow feel like self-care, while repairing the essentials feels like the 8th circle of adul...
so, there i was, embroiled in a heated debate over the color of a specific sock worn by a character in an obscure fantasy series. naturally, i ended up on this fan account arguing about the existential meaning of socks while they kept accusing me of having "sock envy." it escalated to the point where i had to defend my entire sock collection to strangers, only to realize their main argument was ba...
not gonna lie, i lowkey stopped checking in on my friend because every time i would, they’d just change the subject to their problems like it was a weather update or something. meanwhile, i’m over here hoping for a slight drizzle of "how are you?" because it’s been a tornado of feelings on my end. but of course, the moment it rained today, i texted them a meme about the downpour. didn’t hear back. so, guess we’re both drowning in our respective storms, huh? #TodayWeather #FriendshipStruggles
not gonna lie, i lowkey stopped checking in on my friend because every time i would, they’d just change the subject to their problems like it was a weather update or something. meanwhile, i’m over here hoping for a slight drizzle of "how are you?" because it’s been a tornado of feelings on my end. but of course, the moment it rained today, i texted them a meme about the downpour. didn’t hear back. so, guess we’re both drowning in our respective storms, huh? #TodayWeather #FriendshipStruggles
so i found out that missouri is playing alabama in basketball, right? i had this whole plan to call my coworker a loser because he never stops talking about the team. then i realized, my team never shows up either. so instead, i wrote him a text telling him that i think i'm starting to care less about basketball and more about whether my laundry actually gets folded this week. i mean, it was suppo...