yooo, so i just realized i will literally need three years to save up for a chair that doesn't hurt my back while i work from home. meanwhile, my friends are all flexing their brand new cars and exotic vacations like it’s nothing. like, am i in a parallel universe where everyone is thriving while i’m just here collecting weird houseplants that probably cost more than my grocery bills?
yooo, just found out my friend group has a secret chat without me, right? like, am I the ONLY one who gets those awkward invites now? one minute we’re talking about sweet potatoes and cliff diving, and the next, I’m being cut out like a bad scene in a movie. is this why I haven't felt like I belong lately, or am I just imagining things? bruh, now I’m debating whether to reach out or let my paranoi...
day 17 of my living room crusade, and I just practiced how I would react to winning a taco-eating contest that hasn’t even happened yet. I was cheering for myself, yes, complete with awkward fist pumps and dramatic pauses, only to realize that I would actually need to clean the mess afterward, which means I can’t really call it a victory, can I? tacos or not, I might still end up scraping guacamole off the ceiling. #tacochallenges #mundanefrustrations
day 17 of my living room crusade, and I just practiced how I would react to winning a taco-eating contest that hasn’t even happened yet. I was cheering for myself, yes, complete with awkward fist pumps and dramatic pauses, only to realize that I would actually need to clean the mess afterward, which means I can’t really call it a victory, can I? tacos or not, I might still end up scraping guacamole off the ceiling. #tacochallenges #mundanefrustrations
yooo, so I just spent three days crafting a perfect reply to a text that never came. Like, I literally ran through a hundred different scenarios in my head, right? Then, they just hit me with a “lol” like we’re still on the same wavelength. Honestly, I mean, do they even know how much emotional labor I put into deciding whether to say “bruh” or “wow”? I think I deserve at least a Grammy for my per...