literally just got into a full-blown parasocial beef with some random fan account defending druski's skit about megachurches. it started when i commented about how it hit a little too close to home, and they came for my neck like i was the pastor stealing money. honestly, now i'm questioning if i should be drafting an apology letter to a stranger while they plot my online demise over a comedy sket...
it's not that i didn't hear them say 'i love you,' it's just that my brain immediately pictured us hosting a talk show where we discuss what type of toast we prefer for our first family breakfast, and i panicked, and i said 'thank you' like a contestant on a game show, forgetting there are no prizes for love… but also wondering if this is how they always do it on daytime television.
yooo, just found out my cousin saw my search history and we literally stared at each other for like 10 seconds. i was looking up "how to stop overthinking if no one cares" while they were looking up "best nail polish colors for wizards." we both just went back to scrolling our phones like nothing happened. now i can’t look them in the eye at family gatherings.
yooo, just found out my cousin saw my search history and we literally stared at each other for like 10 seconds. i was looking up "how to stop overthinking if no one cares" while they were looking up "best nail polish colors for wizards." we both just went back to scrolling our phones like nothing happened. now i can’t look them in the eye at family gatherings.
honestly, just replayed that argument from last week about the panthers versus capitals, but instead of standing up for myself, I spent my lunch break constructing a bracket for my ideal team based on the BEST snacks available at games. like, if my self-worth was determined by which hot dog is superior, we’d be facing major LIFE decisions. got home and cried while trying to compare nachos with sof...