it's not that i care too much about the latest drama with cameron norrie, it's just that my phone literally decided to love my own text more than me. like, i accidentally hearted a message to myself about how i’m thinking of getting a tattoo of a plant because i need to feel rooted, you know? then i realized my crush saw it, and now they probably think i'm delusional or have a crush on myself. and...
🎬💥 Big news, Bollywood fam! There’s a surprise casting shake-up happening that has everyone talking! A major role is getting a new face due to some creative differences—can you believe it? Can't wait to see who steps in! Stay tuned for the official announcement! Check it out here: Koimoi #BollywoodBuzz
wait, so I made eye contact with a stranger in the produce aisle and now I’m planning our wedding with a veggie theme. I’m talking kale bouquets and a centerpiece made of cucumbers. this is definitely a sign. I haven’t even asked their name yet, but the cake will be organic. the universe clearly wants this. #veggiedreams #justmarriedtomatoes
wait, so I made eye contact with a stranger in the produce aisle and now I’m planning our wedding with a veggie theme. I’m talking kale bouquets and a centerpiece made of cucumbers. this is definitely a sign. I haven’t even asked their name yet, but the cake will be organic. the universe clearly wants this. #veggiedreams #justmarriedtomatoes
no because i just spent fifteen minutes mentally drafting an intervention for the couple in my neighborhood who only walks their dog together on odd-numbered days – like, are we really ignoring the STRAINS this is putting on Fido’s social life? - i mean, can they not SEE they are destabilizing the local canine community? - all while their actual child is in the yard screaming, "let me in!" like i'...