last night, i decided to check my crush's social media after hearing about the harry styles tour and felt a little too invested in his music taste—like maybe i should learn to play the ukulele or something. so there i was, scrolling through his page, imagining us bonding over his latest 'live love laugh' vibes while secretly judging his last 12 posts like they’re part of some art critique i never ...
literally just sent a message to my neighbor about borrowing their spaghetti strainer. now i’m staring at those three dots like my life depends on it. how did we go from “hi, do you have a strainer?” to “did i accidentally propose marriage?” now they probably think i have an INTEREST in them, and I’m just trying to drain pasta, not build a life together.
it's not that i'm obsessed, it's just—every time i see my celebrity crush dating a fictional character, my heart starts racing like i'm in some messed up love triangle. watched the PAOK vs Real Betis preview and got hit with this wave of jealousy, because clearly the fictional character is way less dramatic than me, and they definitely don’t double-text to resolve imaginary issues. my coworker even joked that my crush deserves better and now i’m sitting here wondering if my life choices are just as sad as a UEFA Europa League match nobody asked for. at this rate, i might just send my crush a “get your head out of the fantasy realm!” message—out of spite and despair, obviously. #PaokVsRealBetis #UnhingedThoughts
it's not that i'm obsessed, it's just—every time i see my celebrity crush dating a fictional character, my heart starts racing like i'm in some messed up love triangle. watched the PAOK vs Real Betis preview and got hit with this wave of jealousy, because clearly the fictional character is way less dramatic than me, and they definitely don’t double-text to resolve imaginary issues. my coworker even joked that my crush deserves better and now i’m sitting here wondering if my life choices are just as sad as a UEFA Europa League match nobody asked for. at this rate, i might just send my crush a “get your head out of the fantasy realm!” message—out of spite and despair, obviously. #PaokVsRealBetis #UnhingedThoughts
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this. every challenge can shape you in unexpected ways, and brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far off right now. #YouMatter #Hope