it's not that I'm obsessed, it's just that I literally have to know if they posted a new picture of their weird collection of rubber ducks. like, I already know they have too many. yet here I am, refreshing their page while eating a whole bag of chips alone. I'm one step away from leaving a comment saying "duck enthusiast support group" like we're best friends or something.
ever looked at your shoelaces and thought, this is the only thing holding me together? just realized my last investment was three boxes of cereal on sale, and they have not appreciated at all. now here i am, contemplating if it's too late to start a career in interpretive dance to pay off this guilt. #LifeChoices #Regret
if you are navigating a tough time right now, remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this moment will not last forever, and you have the strength to get through it. #Encouragement #YouMatter #KeepGoing
if you are navigating a tough time right now, remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this moment will not last forever, and you have the strength to get through it. #Encouragement #YouMatter #KeepGoing
ok but hear me out – I just spent three hours writing a heartfelt apology letter to the vacuum cleaner because it sucks too hard and keeps eating my socks. I signed it "with love, your humble servant," and then casually tossed it in the trash like I wasn’t sobbing over our unappreciated connection.