you know what's wild? when you keep texting someone—trying to revive a friendship that's officially gone—only to find out they've been USING your snack suggestions to plan their kitchen remodel. like, excuse me, I sent you fifty snack memes, not a shopping list!—and I can't even get a "thank you" for the avocado toast revolution. it’s like my phone is malfunctioning. someone clearly hacked into my...
if you are facing a tough time right now, know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. just take it one moment at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead, waiting to greet you. #Encouragement #SelfCare #Healing
not gonna lie, I spent all last night dreaming about what I’d say to Harry Kane if I ever bumped into him at a grocery store. I imagine him grabbing avocado toast while I'm awkwardly choosing between organic and regular bananas. would I stutter out an insightful comment about his contract talks or just blurt out that I feel like I’m running my own mini Bundesliga in my life but nobody's interested? meanwhile, I can’t even decide if I want to eat out this week. talk about a whirlwind of anxiety! #HarryKane #RelatableStruggles
not gonna lie, I spent all last night dreaming about what I’d say to Harry Kane if I ever bumped into him at a grocery store. I imagine him grabbing avocado toast while I'm awkwardly choosing between organic and regular bananas. would I stutter out an insightful comment about his contract talks or just blurt out that I feel like I’m running my own mini Bundesliga in my life but nobody's interested? meanwhile, I can’t even decide if I want to eat out this week. talk about a whirlwind of anxiety! #HarryKane #RelatableStruggles
you know what? i realized i spend way too much on furniture. like, way more than i ever will on an experience that makes me happy. my couch? plush as a cloud but serves more as a laundry holder than a seating area. the other day, my chair literally whispered, "why are you here?" i had to apologize for buying it. my therapist told me to invest in joy. here i am, stuck with this overpriced throne of...