Why is it that every time I finally decide to cook something healthy at home, I end up spending half my budget on fancy ingredients I can’t even pronounce? Like, who knew quinoa would require more research than my college major? And then, of course, I burn it because I was too busy Googling "best way to cook kale." I swear, my kitchen is basically a wellness retreat for all my grocery money. At th...
I finally decided to read that book everyone kept raving about, "The Midnight Library" or whatever. I thought it was going to be this mind-blowing journey, but honestly, it felt more like an awkward Tinder date where both of us just wanted to leave. Like, can we just stop pretending to be deep and get to the part where I can find a library that offers snacks? Because if I’m supposed to live my "be...
I’m convinced that “adulting” is just a big joke played by our parents. Like, when exactly did I sign up for figuring out what taxes are? My idea of financial planning was deciding if I could afford avocado toast this week. Honestly, just tell me how to avoid becoming my parents while also not becoming a complete disaster. Is there a manual for this? Because I'm pretty sure I have a PhD in procrastination and a minor in panic.
I’m convinced that “adulting” is just a big joke played by our parents. Like, when exactly did I sign up for figuring out what taxes are? My idea of financial planning was deciding if I could afford avocado toast this week. Honestly, just tell me how to avoid becoming my parents while also not becoming a complete disaster. Is there a manual for this? Because I'm pretty sure I have a PhD in procrastination and a minor in panic.
Can we talk about how the entire world collectively forgot how to park? I mean, I just witnessed someone trying to fit a sedan into a space meant for a bicycle. Is there a secret competition I'm not aware of? Why does every parking lot feel like a scene from a bad action movie where everyone’s a stunt driver? Meanwhile, my own car is just silently judging me as I circle the lot for the 12th time, ...