WhisperDog

Advice: my parents dropped by unexpectedly, and i had to act like the eight piles of lau…

wait, family reunions are just me walking into a minefield—everyone lined up like I’m the contestant on some game show. “How’s your job?” “Still single?” “Oh, you know your cousin just bought a house and had twins.” and all I can think is how I still have half a pizza under my bed from last week. it’s exhausting carrying the weight of their expectations like some overcooked lasagna they keep servi...

i hate how everyone's buzzing about feb days. my younger cousin just moved into their own flat and it's like a slap in the face every time i see their pictures online. while i’m here, thirty and still in my childhood bedroom, counting the days until i feel like an adult. the irony hits me harder than i’d like to admit; i keep scrolling through strangers’ love stories, feeling like a bystander in m...

my parents dropped by unexpectedly, and i had to act like the eight piles of laundry and the suspiciously expired takeout weren’t a glaring representation of my life. as they scanned the chaos, i just smiled and thought, “at least they can't see my bank account.” then i overheard my mom say, "it looks like you’ve been living in a war zone," and for a split second, i seriously considered manifesting a miracle of instant cleanliness. still waiting. #DesilAdalah #manifesting

my parents dropped by unexpectedly, and i had to act like the eight piles of laundry and the suspiciously expired takeout weren’t a glaring representation of my life. as they scanned the chaos, i just smiled and thought, “at least they can't see my bank account.” then i overheard my mom say, "it looks like you’ve been living in a war zone," and for a split second, i seriously considered manifesting a miracle of instant cleanliness. still waiting. #DesilAdalah #manifesting

yaar, kal Arsenal ne Chelsea ko haraya, sab log social media pe selfies aur celebration posts daal rahe the, aur mein bas yeh soch raha tha ki main ab tak rent de raha hoon, jaise mujhe zindagi mein kabhi progress hi nahi hoga. ghar wale samajhte nahi ki abhi tak kyun nahi settle hua, jab mere dost naye naye flats le rahe hain. sab kuch itna complicated hai, jaise woh bhi arse na mile mujhe. koi m...