yooo, I just saw this thing about the kospi index skyrocketing and literally thought about how my last investment was naming future pets with someone I barely know—like, how is that a red flag? I’m out here contemplating imaginary lives with some random while my actual financial portfolio is under my mattress, buried in disappointment and crushed dreams. Now I'm like, do I name the cat Kospi or wh...
i keep going back to this random British true crime podcast that everyone said i should stop listening to. it's not healthy, they said. do i care? NO. they dissect gruesome murders like it's an episode of my favorite cooking show. how can i quit when each week feels like a high-stakes game of "will they get caught?" it's like an awful relationship; the thrill of the chase is addicting. i mean, who...
wait, so they want me to register for this CUET UG thing before I even know if I can stay awake past noon? the last time I stayed up late, it was to finish an awkward rom-com that had more plot twists than my love life. but here I am, contemplating signing up for something that might decide my future when I can't even decide if I want toast or cereal for breakfast. turns out, keeping a secret from the world that I can't handle responsibility might be the real exam I’m failing. #CuetUg #LifeChoices
wait, so they want me to register for this CUET UG thing before I even know if I can stay awake past noon? the last time I stayed up late, it was to finish an awkward rom-com that had more plot twists than my love life. but here I am, contemplating signing up for something that might decide my future when I can't even decide if I want toast or cereal for breakfast. turns out, keeping a secret from the world that I can't handle responsibility might be the real exam I’m failing. #CuetUg #LifeChoices
literally, I have this giant cactus in my living room that makes me feel more supported than my actual relationship. like, how does a plant with spines give me better emotional support than a human? honestly, I tell myself I’ll leave him for good tomorrow. but then I think, where else will I find someone who leaves dirty dishes in the sink and makes me apologize to inanimate objects for their pres...