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Advice: wait, I just realized why I feel like a zombie every day. I took a nap on my lun…

if you are navigating a tough moment, just know that every day is a step closer to brighter days ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing

it’s three a.m. and i just discovered that i’ve been paying for a potato chip of the month club for six months. I’m standing there, chips scattered like my dignity, when suddenly it hits me: am I in love with the little bag that promises “flavorful fantasies”? just then, i hear a knock on the door—turns out my neighbors heard me scream "WHAT HAVE I DONE?" over my guacamole flavored nightmare.

wait, I just realized why I feel like a zombie every day. I took a nap on my lunch break and woke up in the middle of a Sharks vs Canucks discussion in the break room, but instead of contributing, I just sat there drooling and nodding off again. so now I’m both confused and paranoid they think I'm a sports expert—definitely NOT that—just trying to figure out how to survive this shift without falling asleep mid-conversation. #SharksVsCanucks #WorkStruggles

wait, I just realized why I feel like a zombie every day. I took a nap on my lunch break and woke up in the middle of a Sharks vs Canucks discussion in the break room, but instead of contributing, I just sat there drooling and nodding off again. so now I’m both confused and paranoid they think I'm a sports expert—definitely NOT that—just trying to figure out how to survive this shift without falling asleep mid-conversation. #SharksVsCanucks #WorkStruggles

just realized I’ve become the human version of a participation trophy. my relatives cheer for the “me” that holds up holiday cookies like a talent show. I’m just waiting for someone to ask about my secret ingredient and I have to smile like it isn’t pure regret and boxed mix. but hey, at least they never know how much I truly love cold pizza and old reruns. #familychaos #performancemode